"Well, it seems you have stumbled into my website! Now, what brings you here? 
      Oh! Pardon me, I've forgotten to introduce myself properly. I'm Lotia, and I love birds. Especially owls and puffins. That's why I created this website. Now, this website is NOT fully finished yet, so it's not the best it can be. There's a chat, a forum, a shoutbox, and a couple of pictures lying around. Soon there will be some games and other stuff. 
      Thanks for coming. Enjoy!"